2/07/2012

Make-up: Why Corpse Paint is practical in every situation.

Corpse Paint // Halloween















Did you ever wonder what the perfect Make-up looks like? I didn't but discovered my all-time favourite during a drinking session over the weekend. Corpse Paint is the solution to all your outer appearance concerns for a number of reasons:

1.) To look great your skin actually hasn't to be flawless. You just cover everything with black and white grease and you're done.

2.) No more efforts regarding a nice smile are needed. Hence you already painted your facial expression on you can look as mopy as usual 'cause no one would notice the difference anyways.

3.) With this kind of look you are likely to scare everybody around you so no unwanted social contact will be made. But you should consider that people who aren't scared by you will think you are a retard or mentally ill. Which is just with me. Folks should be scared of mentally ill members of society, too.

4.) Late at night VICE Magazine calls and is willing to shoot a whole editorial with you, 'cause fucked-up girls drinking alcohol in their underwear is just their style. You have to wear underwear for that call obviously.


Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween


Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween

Corpse Paint // Halloween















Letzte Nacht habe ich geträumt, daß mein Gesicht wirklich so aussieht. Deshalb dachten viele Leute - und besonders eine gemeine Lehrerin - daß ich ein gefährlicher Zombie sei und haben mich gejagt. Irgendwann habe ich mir aus Verzweiflung die Pulsadern aufgeschnitten. Als dann das Blut fontänenartig aus meinen Armen spritze fiel mir ein, daß ich so was nicht sehen kann und mir davon schlecht wird. Dann ist mir tatsächlich übel geworden.

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